You know how at the end of the year we totally throw caution to the wind, eat cookies for breakfast, lunch, dinner, midnight and then snack on like once carrot a month and call it good? We kind of feel like Bridget Jones going through her breakup and in a relationship with two men, Ben and Jerry. Then suddenly between January and February we are supposed to be Greek Goddesses who just eat salmon and kale and everything just magically melts off our bodies that suddenly are transformed into to the hot version of Bridget Jones? Yeah well, I’m still in the stage of looking like I’m in the relationship with Ben and Jerry.
Cape: NastyGal (on sale but only a few sized left!)
Earrings: (almost identical) (similar in pave and gold)
But whatever, no one has time for those 955 extra cookies you ate during the holidays to just melt off. You just claim it’s your winter coat, or in this case, winter cape. (See what I did there? I am cracking myself up.) Oh and you should make sure that when you are wearing a crop top you are wearing high-rise pants because no one wants to see that in the dead of winter. NO ONE.