Oh hey there, you know how sometimes you call up your best friend because you realize you haven’t had a crazy talk session in a while and you have to get it all out before you explode from the pressure of pretending to be a normal human being? If you do understand this, you are most likely one of the said friends I call to get the crazy out or thoughts I’ve had on my mind. In this instance though, no one was available to take my call so I wrote a post.
1. I Need a Freaking Five Week Break Between Baby Announcement Season and Engagement Season
I thought I was out of the woods when it had been a whole week that someone on my social media channels hadn’t announced what they were doing last winter on those snow days that I woke up to the beginning of engagement season. I just need like five weeks off. I need there to not be such a circle of life thing happening. Or the triangle of engagement from now to New Years. Also, definitely not here for a holiday proposal, but definitely not here for a Halloween proposal which is apparently a common thing now. NO! Do not make your first photo after you got engaged of you as Jake from State Farm and Flo from Progressive. You owe it to yourself.
2. I Accidentally Pulled Off No-Shave November
How? Skirts + tights. Jeans. Pants. Dresses + tights. Leggings. It’s been a blessed month.
(Note: I sometimes forget that anyone can read what I wrote on the internet and I need to clarify that I have actually done personal grooming, but I’ve definitely also used tights and leggings to my advantage. Who has time to shave BOTH legs every other day(ish) of the week.)
But seriously, is a cheesecake a type of cake or pie? I need to know what you think because I think this varies by region. Also, a super sweet old lady told me that when I am truly an adult I will like pie. I blushed and then said, “Uh..”