I know they mean it in a sincere way but why am I wasting 20 minutes showering if I get more compliments on the days that I feel unoriginal, tired, praying for a caffeine IV to be pumped into my veins? I guess the moral of the story is that people love it when you are rushed and not getting up early to take on the day.
Anyway, I was talking to a friend, who had complimented me, and she said, “That tan blazer and shirt are like best friends when it comes to clothing.” I swear to you that she was sober. So I went with it and later on that night when I was eating dinner and got another compliment I proudly yelled, “WELL DUH! Tan and chambray are like, best friends!”