I legitimately look forward to hockey for several reasons but they boil down to this, I need to see men on skates going after a puck which I STILL CAN’T SEE HALF THE TIME and also the fun of dressing up for hockey games.
Also, if someone suggests that you should split that guacamole get them out of your life. Guac is not meant for sharing. I’d like to make a couple of things clear. You can share your cold germs, share your appetizer, share your zest for life, share your most intimate secrets, share your mom’s secret cookie recipe but you do not share guacamole.